This guy was lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he Had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to Buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug),which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and
shouting, "HEY, IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?!"
* * * YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.
A little voice came out of the box -
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my fcuking shoes!"