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Post by Daniella on Jun 1, 2006 20:42:12 GMT
a man staggers into an emergency waiting room with concussion,multiple bruises 2 black eyes and a five iron wrapped round his throat.
naturally the doctor asks what happened, well it was like this said the man i was having a quite round of golf with the wife when at a difficult hole we both hit our balls into a field of cows, we went to look for them and while i was rooting a round i noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end i walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wifes monogram on it stuck right up the middle of the cows but,
thats when i made my big mistake
what did you do asks the doctor
well i lifted the cows tail again and yelled to my wife "this looks like yours" i dont rememeber anything after that.
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