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Post by Jojo on Feb 21, 2006 10:48:07 GMT
wandering why his cousin had taken this new job of being a fireguard and ask him...
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Post by beckasmum on Feb 21, 2006 14:09:30 GMT
"I thought you were gonna join the wacky circus as their new lion tamer".........
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Post by Jojo on Feb 21, 2006 18:23:39 GMT
Well, said the cheese string, i was until...
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Post by beckasmum on Feb 21, 2006 20:12:44 GMT
the wife ran off wiv the fire eater from the same circus.......
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Post by Jojo on Feb 22, 2006 9:32:03 GMT
So it was then I decided to....
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Post by Rilith on Feb 23, 2006 14:50:26 GMT
become a monk and live in the..
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Post by Jojo on Feb 25, 2006 20:43:42 GMT
Far east, so I could get a nice....
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Post by Daddy2Josh on Feb 25, 2006 22:34:48 GMT
tan & start work on my.............
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Post by Rilith on Feb 25, 2006 22:36:26 GMT
toe nails.. I'm looking to getting them at least...
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Post by Daddy2Josh on Feb 25, 2006 22:38:13 GMT
8 inches long, so i can scratch my...............
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Post by Rilith on Feb 25, 2006 22:48:16 GMT
Eyebrows..
After wandering around a desert he came across...
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Post by Daddy2Josh on Feb 25, 2006 22:59:45 GMT
a small grass hut, he walked up 2 the door & he was about 2 knock when..............
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Post by Rilith on Feb 25, 2006 23:01:00 GMT
his head exploded revealing...
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Post by Jojo on Feb 26, 2006 13:39:43 GMT
Two tiny.....
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Post by Daddy2Josh on Feb 27, 2006 21:10:42 GMT
lil hamsters, named joey & ralph, ralph coughed loudly & out popped..............
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Post by Jojo on Feb 27, 2006 21:37:27 GMT
His internal twin named Geoff.
Enough of this nonsence geoff squeeled as he.....
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Post by Daddy2Josh on Feb 27, 2006 21:49:03 GMT
turned to joey & ate him..........
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Post by Jojo on Feb 27, 2006 22:00:03 GMT
What do you think you are doind said Ralph..... That's just plain.....
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Post by Rilith on Feb 28, 2006 18:18:58 GMT
cheese with ham on..
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Post by Jojo on Feb 28, 2006 22:01:49 GMT
and melted cheese at that....well there's noithing left to do but......
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Post by Rilith on Mar 1, 2006 21:14:12 GMT
stick a rubber glove on my head and scream..."
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Post by Daniella on Mar 1, 2006 21:21:54 GMT
oh the pain, oh the pain" as joey popped out of ralph's.........
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Post by Rilith on Mar 1, 2006 21:28:50 GMT
arse!!
The day after Joey went..
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Post by Jojo on Mar 2, 2006 10:49:46 GMT
*pmsl @ Rilith!!*
They decided there was nothing for it but to.....
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Post by Rilith on Mar 12, 2006 11:14:20 GMT
;D The story so far...
Once upon a time there was a big green monkey and it liked to swing from treetops wit its feet in a big pair of wellies filled with custard. One day his friend whose name was Fred, warmed the custard up and Poured it in his poor old grandmothers frilly knickers and then proceeded to put on a flowery hat and go to the shops to buy a new pair of chocolate flavour kippers for her dog, who was accidentally on purpose, piddling all over the Daily telegraph which happened to be the Queens very own personal copy.
She said "...air hair lair (say it out loud!) And you are bloody well gonna be headless in a min mar lad"
So she ordered her guards to Take the wretched dog and shave it bald and prepare it for The annual cycling race which was going to be done under water. The cycling team consisted of 3 frogs, 9 hedgehogs and a big fat Custard pie (I like Custard).
”On your Marks, get set...” and off they went and in the lead there was A skinny banana wearing Nike trainers, closely following in second place is a cheese string in an adidas tracksuit and a sweatband around his head. The rest of the racers were old age pensioners in thongs and suspender belts, they were in a special race for creating a better Fireguard made from cheese.
The one at the old folks home was made of chocolate and the old dears with diabetes and high cholesterol levels had eaten it all, anyway, that is another story! When the race was half way through the cheese string in adidas tracksuit and sweatband over his head. He was wandering why his cousin had taken this new job of being a fireguard and asks him
"I thought you were gonna join the wacky circus as their new lion tamer" “Well”, said the cheese string, “I was until the wife ran off wiv the fire eater from the same circus. So it was then I decided to become a monk and live in the Far East, so I could get a nice tan & start work on my toenails. I'm looking to getting them at least 8 inches long, so I can scratch my Eyebrows”
After wandering around a desert he came across a small grass hut, he walked up 2 the door & he was about 2 knock when his head exploded revealing Two tiny lil hamsters, named Joey & Ralph, Ralph coughed loudly & out popped His internal twin named Geoff.
”Enough of this nonsense” Geoff squealed as he turned to Joey & ate him “What do you think you are doing?” said Ralph “That's just plain cheese with ham on, and melted cheese at that”. Well there's nothing left to do but stick a rubber glove on my head and scream " oh the pain, oh the pain" as Joey popped out of Ralph’s arse!!
The day after Joey went they decided there was nothing for it but to
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Post by Jojo on Mar 12, 2006 19:48:59 GMT
Hold a special ceremony for...
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Post by Rilith on Mar 12, 2006 23:12:39 GMT
the remembrance of the chocolate fireguard. The ceremony was...
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Post by Jojo on Mar 13, 2006 9:19:09 GMT
Only on for a few
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Post by Daniella on Mar 13, 2006 10:34:03 GMT
....................years when...........
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Post by Jojo on Mar 13, 2006 13:30:58 GMT
they suddenly remembered...........
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