Post by pinktorontogirl on Nov 20, 2006 17:32:54 GMT
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy..." I leaned over and went "Pssst!" and it didn't move."
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her "Sweetheart you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie! She said "yes i know, and I'm gonna get boobs too!"