A recent scientific survey showed that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features and when she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol set on fire and a pair of scissors stuck in his forehead.
One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon when Pedro said "hey, Mamacita, let's do Weeweechu". "Oh no, not now. Let's look at the moon!" said Rosita. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu - I love you and it's the perfect time" Pedro begged.... "But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon" replied Rosita. "Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me?" Rosita looked at Pedro and said "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu".
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang: \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year".